This is not an April Fools post, it is still March 31st, though it *may be one on me for all I know.
I do check my web stats and probably too often. If I happen to see that someone is currently on my site I will look at my Google Analytics Real-Time data to see where people are, what they are viewing, and how they got there. Just now this is what I see:
That was at 8:53 PM and over the Middle East. Now at 9:11 PM they are off the coast of Australia:
Can you hear me Major Tom?
*Google April Fools prank. 41 visitors = 4/1, April 1st. Active page = April Fools.