The majority of blogs have few comments but, as with all things Internet, that doesn’t mean they are not receiving lots of messages. The bulk of them are coming in the form of spam.
I have spam filters for my blog and they catch most everything. Occasionally, some will slip through and get deposited in comment purgatory, awaiting my judgment, approved or spam.
Many are not legible, most are just annoying and do not warrant a second thought, but it is the rare one which can be funny or elicit a smile.
Must be a fan of Kevin Nealon’s Subliminal Man.